Let algebra be your guacamole.

Algebra professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

It costs extra?

I made salsa out of my garden produce today!


Sunfire - Golden jubilee tomato, devil’s tongue peppers, vidalia onion, orange juice & pulp
White Hot - White bianca tomato, yellow bhut jolokia, white habanero, white onion, garlic
Indian Burn - Roma tomato, red and yellow bhut jolokia, yellow onion, garlic, liquid hickory smoke
Blackest Night - Ukrainian purple tomato, black jalapeno, purple onion, garlic, black beans

It’s been a good day for gardening. If only my superhot peppers were ripening up more.

The varieties are golden jubilee, Ukranian purple, white bianca, and roma for the tomatoes, and black jalapenos for the peps

starting to read through erotic fanfiction to make choices for this year’s Erotic Fanfiction Theatre panel at Nebkon

life is suffering

My garden’s been doing pretty well lately. All of my pepper varieties now have flowers, some of my ghost peppers and all of my habaneros have small green peppers forming, my black jalapenos, peters, and poblanos all have decent sized fruit, and my romas and golden jubilee tomatoes have some that should be fully ripe in a couple days. I am excited.

Hearthstone OST - Main Title (2013)

I’ve been playing a shitload of Hearthstone lately, and the title screen music is the most ridiculous earworm ever, the whole soundtrack doubles as great background music for a D&D session. The game’s fun as shit, too.

Vibracathedral Orchestra - A Natural Fact (Wisdom Thunderbolt, 2007)

I’ve been hooked on this album for the last week or so, and I’m not entirely sure why. Outright drone isn’t usually my thing.

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Wild Cub - Thunder Clatter (Youth, 2012)

Sad hopes I’d hidden under
Tangled inside of me
You spoke like broken thunder
Deep into the center of me
I couldn’t say what I was thinking
My heart shrinking
Two sad sparks blinking in the sun

Swans - The Sound (Soundtracks for the Blind, 1996)

another entry in the “songs from albums worth fucking to, despite being absolutely inappropriate for sex” category

someoneatethis:

In Soviet Russia, pizza eats you.

Normally the things this blog posts are revolting, but a Pizzanomicon is actually kinda fucking awesome

someoneatethis:

In Soviet Russia, pizza eats you.

Normally the things this blog posts are revolting, but a Pizzanomicon is actually kinda fucking awesome

Current 93 - Mockingbird (Soft Black Stars, 1998)

the first in a new series of posts entitled “songs from albums worth fucking to, despite being absolutely inappropriate for sex”

Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons (1723)

Today is the first day of spring! Enjoy it with one of the finest violin concertos ever composed

rho-industries:

After the great success from the first game jam we had done (Candy Jam 2014), we were aching for some more challenges. Cue in the Games Plus Plus Game Jam. We were totally on board with this, and signed up immediately.

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Games Plus Plus took place at Bellevue University in Omaha, Nebraska, and…

We did a thing, again!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! - Sports!

this is the best sports anthem ever recorded. why is it such a goddamn earworm